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Selfie Skills - Master Level

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Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

He is great enough who is his own master. - Bishop Hail

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Everyone can master a grief but he that has it. - William Shakespeare

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash


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