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Selfie Skills - Master Level

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Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

High Twos all around!

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

He is great enough who is his own master. - Bishop Hail

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. - Zen Proverb

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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