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Selfie Skills - Master Level

Reaching beyond for a picture before

Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

High Twos all around!

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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