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Selfie Skills - Master Level

Reaching beyond for a picture before

Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

High Twos all around!

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Be master of mind rather than mastered by mind. - Zen Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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