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Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

What in the world would I sing for if I had it all? - Dave Matthews

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling. - Margaret Lee Runbeck

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind. - Alice Meynell

If you had been singing like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you. - Simon Cowell

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle


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