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Sing It Out

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Sing It Out thanks to Mike King

Music is the only truly international language

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Nothing ages like happiness. - Oscar Wilde

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

As Doris Day used to sing "Que Seroo Seroo." - Archie Bunker

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling. - Margaret Lee Runbeck

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Happiness consists, not in possessing much, but in being content with what we possess. He who wants little always has enough. - Zimmermann

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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