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Happiness is the best facelift. - Diana Krall

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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