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Sing It Out

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Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Stark

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Happiness consists, not in possessing much, but in being content with what we possess. He who wants little always has enough. - Zimmermann

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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