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Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

People say that I can't sing. But they can't say I didn't sing. - Florence Foster Jenkins

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung


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