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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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