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Learn about your ancestry - is there a Neanderthal in your DNA?

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer


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