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LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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