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LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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