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Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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