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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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