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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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