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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton


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