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Snow Songs

Signs of country music in winter

Snow Songs thanks to Dick Spinks

Do frozen songs lead to more snow?

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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I've learned my song, and I sing it. - Bob Barker

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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