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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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