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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

Suitcase WorkPlace

One-Knight Stands

Stealth Cell Phone Tower

Holes of the World

Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers

Spaghetti Western