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Someone Cares

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option. - Unknown

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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