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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Never be too big to look up to someone. - Unknown

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'd like people to think of me as someone who cares about them. - Diana, Princess of Wales

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The very best proof that something can be done is that someone has already done it. - Bertrand Russell

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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