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Someone Cares

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Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

Conscience: the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. - H L Mencken

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The very best proof that something can be done is that someone has already done it. - Bertrand Russell

He who seeks to deceive will always find someone who will allow himself to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain


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