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Someone Cares

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. - J K Rowling

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Conscience: the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. - H L Mencken

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

I want you to know that someone out there cares. I don't, but someone does. - Unknown

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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