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Fate is character. - William Winter

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

If someone says can't, that shows you what to do. - John Cage

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'd like people to think of me as someone who cares about them. - Diana, Princess of Wales

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Every man in the world is better than someone else. And not as good as someone else. - William Saroyan

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I'm always relieved when someone delivers a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. - George Carlin

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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