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I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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