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Spider Cookies

Cooking for non-arachnophobics

Spider Cookies thanks to Howard Chapman

Next time you make chocolate chip cookies, get a toothpick and drag some chocolate out while they’re still warm

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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair but its root and still be scared of spiders. - Jerry Seinfeld

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power... it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. - Justus von Liebig


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