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Spiderman Face Cup

Peter Parker's early career as Spider-Man

Spiderman Face Cup thanks to Keith Blake

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards


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