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Spiderman Face Cup

Peter Parker's early career as Spider-Man

Spiderman Face Cup thanks to Keith Blake

Cup of choice for super-hero coffee drinkers

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Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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