#1 humor site on the 'net

Spit Priorities

Choose your spit spots carefully in Yunnan Province, China

Spit Priorities thanks to Roy Turkington

Etiquette - a code of behavior that delineates expectations for social behaviour according to contemporary conventional norms within a society, social class, or group... some exceptions in China. Does this sign apply to baseball players in North America?

QuotaBills
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Unknown

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

If you put an Irishman on a spit, you can always get another Irishman to baste him. - George Bernard Shaw

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


Enough Art Supplies

Earth Day Memories

Italian Fire Exit

Scottish Lawnmower

Self Confidence

Wrong On So Many Levels

Reflection

Which Way Cupcakes

Woman Argument

Fat Monkey Sculpture

Buddha Is Watching You

Picnic Boat Launch

Carnations vs. Roses

After Easter Bunny

Manitoba Spring Day

Catch Up With Jesus

Forgotten Easter Eggs

Broken Egg

Stuffed Bunny

Egg Couch

Pocket Bunny

Colour Car

The Resurrection

What's In Easter?