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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers


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