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Stealing A Bass

Is that a small mouth or a large mouth?

Stealing A Bass thanks to Rick Carter

In baseball, stealing a bass while the game is in progress is generally regarded as the most difficult play to execute successfully. However, Bassball is sung to a different tune.

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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