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Stealing A Bass

Is that a small mouth or a large mouth?

Stealing A Bass thanks to Rick Carter

In baseball, stealing a bass while the game is in progress is generally regarded as the most difficult play to execute successfully. However, Bassball is sung to a different tune.

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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