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Stealing A Bass

Is that a small mouth or a large mouth?

Stealing A Bass thanks to Rick Carter

In baseball, stealing a bass while the game is in progress is generally regarded as the most difficult play to execute successfully. However, Bassball is sung to a different tune.

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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