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Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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