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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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