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Stop-tional Sign thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory. - Ed Viesturs

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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