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Stop-tional Sign thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


What Goes Round Comes Round

Mistaken Door

Cleanup

Leave Toes Outside

Google Age

Meat Loaf

Heavy Sleeper

So Close

Economy Flight

StandOut Island

Poor Fishing Day

Is Your Diaper Full?

Lunch Break on a Hot Day

Moving Level Pro

Plain Plane School

Wireframe Dog

SUV Sinkhole

Wireless Doorbells Sitting On Their Chargers

Smoke Coolant

Front Row Seats

A Frayed Knot

Roof Ride

Lego Haircut

Kitchen Time Out