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Studley Tool Chest thanks to Howard Chapman

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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