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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Truth is a pathless land. - J Krishnamurti

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

A mediocre person tells. A good person explains. A superior person demonstrates. A great person inspires others to see for themselves. - Harvey Mackay

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco


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