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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Truth is a pathless land. - J Krishnamurti

The truth needs so little rehearsal. - Barbara Kingsolver

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Superior people never make long visits. - Marianne Moore

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

Acquiring knowledge is passive; experience is active. - Unknown

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Oscar Wilde

There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

The best way to lie is to tell the truth... carefully edited truth. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward


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