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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

The superior man is distressed by his want of ability. - Confucius

Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie. - Russian Proverb

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. - Andre Gide

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Sebastian said, "Truth is the bottom of a bottomless well." - Katherine Hepburn

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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