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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

In the quest for knowledge, there are no barriers. - Joseph J. Thomas

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

Probus was almost a second Hannibal because of his knowledge of warfare. - Aurelius Victor

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it; not having it to confess your ignorance. - Confucius

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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