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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The superior man is distressed by his want of ability. - Confucius

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I owe more to my ability to fantasize than to any knowledge I've ever acquired. - Albert Einstein

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it; not having it to confess your ignorance. - Confucius

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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