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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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When in doubt tell the truth. - Mark Twain

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Fiction is the lie through which we tell the truth. - Albert Camus

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Acquiring knowledge is passive; experience is active. - Unknown

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Be curious always! For knowledge will not acquire you: you must acquire it. - Sudie Back

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

I owe more to my ability to fantasize than to any knowledge I've ever acquired. - Albert Einstein

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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