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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented. - Georges Braque

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

A mediocre person tells. A good person explains. A superior person demonstrates. A great person inspires others to see for themselves. - Harvey Mackay

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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