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Tall Secret

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce


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