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Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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