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Tenacity

Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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