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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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