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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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