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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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