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The Circular File thanks to Louise Tillman

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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