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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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