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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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