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The End in Canada

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The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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