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Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first. - George Carlin

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up some place else. - Yogi Berra

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let him who would be moved to convince others, be first moved to convince himself. - Thomas Carlyle

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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