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Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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