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Wannabe Horse Follower

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar


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