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Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

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Wannabe Horse Follower

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey


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