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Tornado Spout

Hurricane funnel awaits Florida residents

Tornado Spout thanks to Allison Walmsley

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

They sicken of the calm who know the storm. - Dorothy Parker

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

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