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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

Trillion Dollar Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Investigating the Rothschild Fortune: Financing both sides of every war since Napoleon

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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