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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

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Investigating the Rothschild Fortune: Financing both sides of every war since Napoleon

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams


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