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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

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Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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