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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

Trillion Dollar Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Investigating the Rothschild Fortune: Financing both sides of every war since Napoleon

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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