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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

Trillion Dollar Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Investigating the Rothschild Fortune: Financing both sides of every war since Napoleon

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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