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Turn Your Clocks Back

What time would you like it to be?

Turn Your Clocks Back thanks to Roy Taylor

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He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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