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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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