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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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