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Waiting Is Good

Finding the person you need to be sorry for in the ER

Waiting Is Good thanks to Lorraine Ovenall

Emergency Room Rex has a message for you

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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