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Water Bomber Pilot

Training pilots for fire fighting season

Water Bomber Pilot thanks to Keith Blake

Up close aerial firefighting

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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