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We're all equal before a wave. - Laird Hamilton

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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