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We Are All Tied Together

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We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

The two of you was intricate together. - Archie Bunker

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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