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We Are All Tied Together

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We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - Joseph A. Thomas

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Do your little bit of good where you are; it is those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. - Desmond Tutu

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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