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We Are All Tied Together

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We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - Joseph A. Thomas

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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