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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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