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Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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