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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

It isn't the hours you put in, but what you put IN the hours. - Unknown

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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