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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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