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Weekend Plans

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Weekend Plans thanks to Gerry Cavers

Social media guide for stay-at-home relationships

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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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