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Weekend Plans thanks to Gerry Cavers

Social media guide for stay-at-home relationships

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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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