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Whale Skim

A whale of a tail

Whale Skim thanks to Lucas Barfoot

What lies just beneath the surface of the water...

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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