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Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James


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