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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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