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Reflections of a pigeon bird brain

Who's There? thanks to Jim Serritella

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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