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Wiener Wars

Han So Low and Dach Vader star in Dog Wars sequel

Wiener Wars thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars is going to the dogs

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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