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Wiener Wars

Han So Low and Dach Vader star in Dog Wars sequel

Wiener Wars thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars is going to the dogs

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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