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Wild Game Nutrition Guide

Bubba had a tough time finding those squirrel calories

Wild Game Nutrition Guide thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Calory counts for bass, deer, ducks, elk and squirrels

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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