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Wild Game Nutrition Guide

Bubba had a tough time finding those squirrel calories

Wild Game Nutrition Guide thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Calory counts for bass, deer, ducks, elk and squirrels

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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