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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

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Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher


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