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Winter Hanging Bridge

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Winter Hanging Bridge thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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