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Winter Hanging Bridge

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Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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