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Woman Argument

Ever argue with a female lawyer?

Woman Argument thanks to Jim Serritella

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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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