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Union gives strength. - Aesop

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak


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