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Youth Walk

You are as young as you think you are

Youth Walk thanks to Gene Jaster

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Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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