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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin


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